MTV Tickr!

lol.i love the mtv tickr!its in a word-fantabulous!
totally sarcastic,hilarious and amazingly fun.
here's a revied of Jaane tu Ya Jaane na...

6 SEP '08 movie screeningTICKR MOVIE SCREENING - JAANE TU YA JAANE NA
Take your popcorn and be ready for the show - spoilers ahead!
We save your money so you don't have to watch JAANE TU YA JAANE NA - it's already old now!
Rats, Meow & their friends are crying because her cat died.
Meow speaks... even cries in Tamil accent
Gaana No. 1 - Rats sings a song so that Aditi can has de!
Naseeruddin Shah is dead but he's still speaking from his picture frame "You can take a Rathod out of Ranjhore but you can't take Ranjhore out of a Rathod"
Rats takes panga with college bully, but cons the bully into paying for a soft drink
Gaana No. 2 - Pappu can't Dance saala but Rats can!
Pratik Babbar enters, Meow chases him all over the house. Don't worry, he is her bro!
Meow's Mummy-Papa ask Rats to marry her. Both say they're "just friends"
Both decide to find soulmates for each other.
Meow finds a girl for Rats.
Two cowboys bring their horses to a club and create a ruckus - we should've guessed they're Sallu's brothers.
What's this? This is a Tickr, not some goddamn line scrolling at the bottom of your TV
Meow is jealous. Pratik Babbar paints. Meow finds a guy who's a drunken Kung Fu Panda
What's this? This is the Tickr.. we told you already!
"Meow, this one's for you" says Mr. Kung Fu Panda. Dance follows with sad song
Rats realises he loves Meow and breaks up with Ms. What's this? while Mr. Kung Fu Panda slaps Meow
Rats goes to Mr. Kung Fu Panda and punches him twice.
Naseeruddin Shah smiles
Meow realises she has to study too and leaves for US.
Rats does her peecha, breaking airport security and causing unnecessary melodrama
"Tera mujhse hai pehle ka naata koi..."
Both Rats & Meow come back from their honeymoon. The End

oh my god.no one could have given a better filmy review!
oh and here's stuff about the Indo-US nuclear deal :
TICKR KNOWLEDGE: Things You Should Know About The Nuclear Deal
Only 5 and a half people know exactly what the nuclear deal is all about. You are not one of them.
To clarify misconceptions, the Tickr tells you what the nuclear deal does not mean.
The nuclear deal does NOT allow you to throw nuke-bombs at random countries you don't like. Sunny Deol, please note.
The nuclear deal does NOT mean you have a new firecracker to play with this Diwali.
A nuclear explosion is NOT what happened to Amitabh in the The Last Lear.
The nuclear deal does NOT mean the Tickr will not joke about Harman Baweja.
The nuclear deal is not why Salman is going mad in Hello.
The nuclear deal does not mean you have a new way to get rid of your boss/teacher/professor.
The nuclear deal does not mean other countries are afraid of India. Except Bangladesh.
Himesh, Shiney Ahuja, Hello, Hijack, Karzzzz etc means other countries are afraid of India.
Q.China was against India getting the Nuclear deal. What did Indian diplomats do to convince them?
A.They gave the Chinese the angry Bobby Deol expression
lol.thats great.
oh and here's tickr's how to:
Tired of nightmares about not being able to cross the road?
TICKR HOW TO: Cross The Road
1. Push a friend on to the middle of the road. Traffic will screech to a halt. Cross over
2. Dress in a Zebra costume and just walk across. Everyone has to wait when there is a Zebra crossing
3. Get tall stilts and walk over the traffic. Make sure you point at the cars and smirk. Doesn't work with trucks
4. Take your shirt off and act like a gorilla. Everyone will think you are Salman Khan and stop for autographs. Cross over
5. Ask the chicken for advice. It has done this a lot
6. Find a giant pogo stick. Use it. Watch out for flying superheroes
7. Go to mountains in Japan and meet Kung-Fu masters. They teach you to jump long distances. We've seen it in films
8. Go to mountains in Tibet and meet Buddhist monks. They will teach you to wait patiently for the signal
9. Wear a T-Shirt that says, "I am gay". People will slow their vehicles down to peer at you. Cross over. If it doesn't work, try the "You are gay" shirt
10. Drink that energy drink which gives you wings!
haha.catch the mtv tickr at whatever time on mtv.its more than worth a few laughs.